Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ta Ra, England!

I sit on the tarmac waiting for Air France flight 8663 to take off for the first leg of my long journey home while listening to the toddler in the seat behind me screaming at decibels I didn't think humans were capable of, and I reflect upon the life-changing experience the last five months have been to me.  I find it difficult, if not impossible, to synthesize it all into mere words.  The Birmingham sky into which I take off is Colorado blue, the baby is still screaming, and the words will not come.  I think the passion I feel for my beloved England, the affection for unforgettable new friends, and the gratitude for the lovely travel opportunities and day-to-day life in another culture will just have to live in my heart.  Much better there than on the page.  Besides, the tears are beginning to come.

My dear friend, Sherry Dorman, arrived during the last week of school which was absorbed in Christmas preparations.  There was the Christmas "do" for the staff at a lovely restaurant with a wonderful three-course dinner, Christmas cracker popping, dancing, and everyone dressed to the nines.  Lovely.  Then there was a two-hour staff lunch at school, the teachers lounge table set in linens and candles and more Christmas crackers.  Lovely times two.  I was chatting with one of the invited guests, a jolly older gentleman who is a priest from a neighboring parish who was talking about how he liked to brew on the weekends.  I thought he meant brewing tea or coffee, but what he was talking about was beer!  When I asked him if that was his hobby, he responded, "It's more a religion."  Who would've thunk!  Then, Carol entertained us with her yearly rendition of her imitation of British comedienne Victoria Wood's My Name is Pam, substituting names of staff members and recounting events of the past year in her lyrics.  Victoria Wood is very funny (You-Tube her), but Carol is funnier! 

The best part of the week was when four year-five girls walked up to me when I was on the playground and just sort of stood there in front of me, all smiles and giggles.  When I asked them what they were up to, they responded, "We just think you're so cool because you're American!"  Now, that's cool!  :)

On Wednesday after the carol service in the church, I took my class around to other classrooms to perform some Readers Theatre scripts they had been working on, and then the classroom parties were on Thursday and the kids were allowed to come to school out of uniform.  The day before I had given them their Steele tee shirts for their Christmas presents (the ones that I shipped in August and didn't receive until October!), and much to my delight, most of them showed up on Thursday wearing their Steele shirts!  The party lasted all afternoon.  Imagine how much food there was with 30 children each bringing something to share.  There was lots of sugar and lots of yummy English delicacies (but, curiously, not a candy cane in sight).  I think it's safe to say I gained three pounds in one afternoon, dog gone it!  Wasn't my fault--it was just part of the cultural experience I was to be, um, experiencing.  Eileen and the kids taught me a game called "Pass the Parcel" (must be English because I'd never heard of it), and I taught them "Heads Up, Seven Up").  Friday was a half-day marked by the arrival of Santa in the hall where the children all received their gifts from Father Christmas and then danced.  When we got back to the classroom I challenged  the children to demonstrate their best American accent.  Some of them had a pretty good Texas twang.  Not sure where they learned that, but there you go!  As the afternoon wore on, there were tears all around--mine and theirs--and lots of hugs.  I will miss all 30 of them and at the same time, look forward to meeting my "new" class at Steele whom I am certain will miss Ms. Barrows terribly.  The chocolate pence coins I had bought to give to them I unfortunately had to bin at the airport because my luggage was way over their weight limit (blame it on the Christmas presents), and after humiliatingly shuffling stuff from suitcase to suitcase in an attempt to avoid the extortion fee (yeah, I said it), there was just no room for the heavy chocolates.  Sorry, Steele second-graders!  (Merry Christmas, airport workers.)


Couldn't resist being a wee bit naughty.

Friday afternoon right after school, Sherry and I caught the train to London.  With only two nights in London and two nights in Edinburgh, I told Sherry we'd pretty much have to prioritize: shopping or sightseeing.  I'll let the reader speculate about which one we did more of.  We went to the theatre Friday night and saw Blood Brothers (the London theatre scene rivals NYC).  On Saturday we took a hop-on-hop-off bus tour (highly recommend), and I told Sherry that she couldn't be in London and not experience Harrods.  Harrods is an old, iconic mega department store that is so shi shi you can buy 24 k gold TEA, and the restroom lady (don't know the official job title) actually walks through the bathroom spritzing the toilet stalls with perfume!  We strolled around Buckingham Palace, had a look at the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London, and did a little damage to our budgets at Covent Garden with its awesome shops and street markets.                                                                            

On Sunday we flew to Edinburgh (Scotland's capital), a city so old its medieval stone architecture looks as if it rose up from the earth--very different from London but equally as fascinating.  There's a huge castle standing guard over the city at one end of the "Royal Mile" (a mile-long stretch of shops and restaurants), and at the other end is the Palace of Holyroodhouse where the Royal Family stay when they are in town.  Built in 1128, the magnificent palace was home to King Henry VIII's sister and Mary, Queen of Scots, and we found it well worth the entrance fee.




Wednesday was packing day (a bit longer process for five months worth) and one more outing with my dear friend Eileen before our flights back home (Colorado for me, Nebraska for Sherry) on Thursday.   (Or, as it turned out for me, Friday.)

I will miss England terribly, and it is painful to leave behind new-found friends.  I am just filled with gratitude for having been given this opportunity, and for what I've learned about myself and the world around me, and for what I've unlearned about myself and the world around me.  England, Ireland, Wales, Italy, Scotland, and teaching in a British Catholic school.  Man, what a ride!  But as Eileen says, it's not goodbye--it's ta ra . . . for now.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Christmas Play and a Trip to Chester

Last week at school it was all about rehearsing for the Christmas play.  Laura, the year-one teacher, took the director's role with Emelda, the reception teacher, assisting.  Me?  I was trying to wrangle butterflies, but mostly, I was in shock at the impossible notion that a performance of 85 four, five, and six-year-olds could possibly be pulled off.  Now, I know that every year of the 21 years I've been producing Shakespeare plays at Steele I have asserted that this is the year that the Steele Shakespearean Players are not going to pull it off.  And they always do.  Where my goal at Steele is a polished, sophisticated, professional looking performance, the goal for the Christmas play is that 85 squirmy, whiny, restless, chatty, telling-on-each-other, touching-each-other, constantly-having-to-"wee", adorable little tiny kids will know their lines and when to say them, know their songs and when to sing them, stay put, not talk, and not escape.  Yeah, right!

Friday was the gift fair.  Every year each class selects a charity and then makes Christmas crafts to sell at the gift fair, the proceeds of which are donated to all the various charities.  Our class made pot-pourri sachets, gift tags, and rustic cinamon sticks tied up in ribbons.  Each class set up a table in the hall that displayed their crafts.  Eileen said everything would sell out.  I wondered about that.  When the hall was open for business, people flooded in and started purchasing.  To my surprise, every one of our items sold quite quickly, and it was the same for all the other classes!  It was lots of fun, and I was very impressed.  The school has a culture of giving to charity, and it begins with teaching the kids to give.
Very admirable.


Christmas in Chester

quirky characters of Chester
  Ahhh, then came the sweet relief of the weekend.  On Saturday I went to a travel agent and booked my final trip before returning to good ol' Colorado.  Sherry Dorman is coming on Sunday, and when school ends on the 16th, we are taking off for a couple of days in London and another couple of days in Edinburgh, Scotland!  I can't wait!  On Sunday, Eileen and I went to the charming Tudor market town of Chester.  What a beautiful place!  An interesting mix of Tudor and Victorian and contemporary shops along cobblestone streets.  






With only a handful of rehearsals under their belts, none of which were fully successful, Monday was performance day for the Infants.  The dress rehearsal was Monday morning in front of the older students and their teachers.  I had been given the very important job of prop-hander-offer (I handed off the props to the kids as they needed them--the Wise Men's gifts, camels on sticks, etc.).  As the parade of shepherds, angels, Wise Men, sheep, stable animals, and of course, Mary and Joseph entered the hall and took their places, we crossed our fingers (and, I'm sure, some made the sign of the cross), hoping and praying that Laura's incredibly patient tutelage took.  And you know what?  It did!  Amazingly, it did!  The kids remembered their lines and cues (for the most part) and sang when they were supposed to sing and entered and exited in mostly the right places (even if the sheep all forgot to pull their sheep heads up and they dangled down the backs of their fluffy costumes).  Tuesday night's performance for a packed house of camera-wielding parents and grandparents was even better.  There were a few missed cues, one thwarted escape, some voices joyfully singing off-key and at different tempos, and many of the kids spent most of their time on stage standing on tiptoes, straining their necks to catch their parents' eye so that they could wave at them to beat the band, while others totally mugged for the cameras.  But that's the thing about little kids' stage performances--all that stuff is cute and they can get away with it because they are adorably cute.  It's not Shakespeare, but it's cute.  And I never want to do it again.
Ostrich burger, anyone?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thanksgiving Week and a Local Glassmaker


Pilgrims and Indians sharing a feast
Well, our Thanksgiving assembly on Monday was a success!  The kids did an awesome job, and I was very proud of them.  Between their performance and the two short Youtube powerpoint videos I showed, feedback was that people truly didn't know what our Thanksgiving was all about, nor did they realize that the Indians and Pilgrims helped one another.  It was gratifying to be able to facilitate an understanding of a significant part of our American culture.  Then, on Wednesday was the school Thanksgiving dinner at lunchtime, complete with the pumpkin pies Trudy was so proud of making from the pie filling she ordered from America.  Yummy (and the kids even liked it)!  Mrs. Barnes and Mrs. Norris had arrived on Tuesday, so they were able to join us at school for the Thanksgiving extravaganza!  Trudy even went so far as to decorate the whole hall in American motif consisting of flag banners, trukey pictures, and year-six students decked out in Uncle Sam hats and vests!  Very festive!  

Mrs. Norris and our fearless leader shmoozing with kids.  Notice anything backwards?
Yankee Doodle Dandies
Naan bread just out of clay oven

Thanksgiving at Indigo
On Thursday evening (after a day of WORKING on Thanksgiving Day), the three of us went with Eileen and Maureen (another T.A. at school) for Thanksgiving dinner . . . at an Indian restaurant!  My first time having Indian food (not counting curry at Carol's house).  The owner of the beautiful restaurant called Indigo even gave us a tour of the kitchen and demonstrated how they make naan breads in a traditional clay oven.     
After dinner we went to the Crooked House Pub (which I had visited previously in this blog).  Let the photos speak for themselves.  It was the weirdest--and best--Thanksgiving ever!


Friday night found the three of us and Eileen in Birmingham at the largest German Christmas market outside of Germany.  It was quite magical with Christmas lights and vendor stalls constructed like little German log houses--and, of couse, lots and lots of people.  A lovely evening before the two travellers, who certainly crammed everything they could of London and Stourbridge and Birmingham into one short week, had to return to the reality of Colorado and Steele School on Saturday morning.  It was such a treat having them here!  They got to spend time at the school, experience a little of my "adopted" culture, and meet the wonderful, quirky friends I've made, like Carol, who told Georgie, when she was trying to fasten her seatbelt in Carol's car, to "just fasten yourself in and get on with it!"  (Funny with the Black Country accent.)  To which Georgie replied, "Boy, you're bossy!"

Yesterday as I sat on the bus home from Merry Hill Mall, observing and listening to old women with their shopping bags greeting one another and talking about things in their lives in thick Black Country accents and saying "Ta ra!" as they came to their stops, and old men having just been to the pub where they'd obviously tipped a few pints, and young people with their fast, cheeky slang, and everyone telling the bus driver "Cheers, Mate" as they got off the bus, I thought to myself, "I'm going to miss this."  These little insignificent, meaningless slices of daily life have become dear to me, and I'm going to miss them.

Today I walked down to the Stourbridge Glass factory because Eileen had texted me that there was a Christmas market there this weekend.  Stourbridge glass and crystal used to be very famous, and apparently the old stuff is hard to find now.  There wasn't much in the way of a craft fair, but I discovered wonderful shops and studios I hadn't realized were there before!  It's a beautiful old building right next to the canal and even has a lovely little tea house that Georgie and Carolyn discovered when they ventured there one day while I was at work.  (They had tea and found out what crumpets were.)  I did my part to help the local economy and bought a couple of Christmas presents (and a little something for myself), and I even got to watch a glassmaking demonstration.  A lovely way to spend an afternoon in the neighborhood before having to return home to finish laundry and mark papers.
     



Sunday, November 20, 2011

Preparing for Thanksgiving . . . in England?

It's getting busier at school as the kids rehearse and prepare for both my class's little Thanksgiving performance and for the school Nativity play.  Yes, Thanksgiving AND Christmas.  Picture me trying to get 30 squirmy, energetic, impulsive, talkative, constantly-poking-each-other 6-year-olds with NO OFF SWITCH to rehearse two little Thanksgiving skits that they will perform (God willing) for a school assembly.  It's a bit like herding butterflies, and me without a net.  Now, picture children ages 4 to 6 (the three "infants" classes--reception, year one, and my class) rehearsing for the Christmas play . . . 85 OF THEM! . . . with only three teachers to wrangle them.  They do this every year, so apparently it's doable.  Pass the Advil, please.

My kids had fun making these silly turkeys.
It's been interesting teaching my students about the American tradition of Thanksgiving.  I think, as an American, I tend to assume that, surely, the rest of the world knows about our American Thanksgiving, but they really don't.  (That's one thing I've learned on this journey--not to assume.)   So now, with this little assembly we're putting together on Monday that consists of a couple of short YouTube videos and the children's skits (imagine the Wampanoag Indians with English accents), the parents and the rest of the school will know about Thanksgiving as well.  One boy's mom reminded me of a typical Steele parent because she offered right off the bat to make Pilgrim hats and collars, so the kids will be decked out in a little bit of costuming (over their school uniforms) to delineate the Indians from the Pilgrims.  Very cute.  On Wednesday (not quite Thanksgiving Day, but close enough), Trudy, the head dinner lady, is graciously and enthusiastically preparing a Thanksgiving dinner for the school.  Get this: you can't find canned pumpkin here for pumpkin pies, so Trudy has ordered it online!  How sweet is that!  She's pretty sure the kids won't like pumpkin pie, but she's giving it a go.  I'll give you a report.

I'm looking forward to Georgie and Carolyn's (Mrs. Barnes and Mrs. Norris) visit next week!!  I can't believe they are actually coming!  They'll spend a couple of days in London before coming here, so I'll see them on Tuesday.  They will have Thanksgiving dinner at the school on Wednesday and get to see where I'm teaching.  Then, the rest of the week while I'm at work (yes, even on Thanksgiving day--waahh!), they will go and explore this lovely area of England.  We have things planned for the evenings they are here--dinner at a friend's house, a pub night, and going to the big Christmas market in Birmingham.  Their visit is one more thing to add to my list of things to be thankful for during this holiday season.  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Poppies and Mushrooms and Castles, Oh My!

Felt like going to a castle this weekend, so I did!  Yesterday (Saturday) I took a train to Ludlow in Shropshire.  I just love taking these train rides through the beautiful English countryside, and this route to Ludlow was very hilly as it is in Wales.  Ludlow is about an hour and a half train ride from where I'm living and about 15 miles or so from Wales.  It was one of the places on my ever-growing-and-have-to-prioritize must-see list.  When I got off the train in Ludlow there wasn't even a train station--it was more like a bus station.  So I looked around, crossed the street, and asked a passerby where the town center and the castle were.  She very kindly showed me the way.  It wasn't very far, and Ludlow Castle was right at the edge of the village center.  As I walked toward the village, I became more and more excited because I was seeing centuries-old Tudor houses and shops.  Ahhh, here was the Old English charm I was looking for!  I marveled at the black-and-white clay and timber houses and shops with their old beveled, stained glass windows and imagined life as it must have been hundreds of years ago.  One of the more interesting shops I saw was a butcher with a whole string of dead pheasants hanging outside of it!  Then I went into an antiques flea market where I was surprised at what I saw sitting on one vendor's table.  It was a bust of a cowboy that I recognized immediately as a Michael Garman sculpture!  I couldn't believe it!  I told the vendor that Michael Garman is a very well known American sculptor whose studio is in the town I come from in Colorado.  She told me that she thought I should buy it and take it back to its home.  I passed.  I wandered around more shops and then explored side streets.  I stopped in front of one house that was sort of leaning into the street, its ancient, imperfect charm leading me to inquire of the man who was white washing it how old it was.  He got down from his ladder and told me that his house dated back to around 1468 during the time of King Richard III.  Can you imagine living in a house over 500 years old?! 

I then walked up to Ludlow Castle and gladly paid the £5 entrance fee. The castle is a massive 11th century medieval castle that was originally a Norman fortress and Welsh stronghold and later became a royal palace.  What a contrast to come through the entrance to the castle grounds from the bustling market town to the haunting quiet of the castle (there were only a few other people there besides me).  The narrow stairway spiraled up and up to the towers much like ones Nadine and I climbed at Blarney Castle in Ireland.  A beautiful day in Ye Olde England.

Today was even warmer than yesterday with clear blue skies beckoning me out for a walk.  I ventured to Stourbridge (about an hour's walk from where I live) and took a detour along a canal I discovered on my way back home.  As I walked along, I looked down and saw the most amazing mushrooms! They were red with white dots and huge!  The funny thing is, whenever I teach my students how to draw mushrooms, I always draw red mushrooms with white polka dots.  Who knew I'd actually find these fairytale mushrooms on a stroll in England!  A nice couple stopped and asked me what I was taking pictures of, and they were amazed as I was because they said they'd never seen them before.  We had the loveliest chat and they gave me more recommendations for places I must visit before I return to the good ol' USA.  They asked me how I was enjoying my stay here and expressed their chagrin at the seemingly prevalent attitude that the West Midlands is just an industrial part of the country (which it used to be) and had not much to offer.  They sang its praises as having the most beautiful countryside in England, the warmest people, and many, many historic sites.  I couldn't agree more.  They were thrilled that I was in Ludlow the day before.  Later in the evening I went with Eileen and her boyfriend, Bryan, to an Irish club to see an Irish concert.  It was a lovely evening of old-fashioned Irish music, but I didn't get home until midnight, and that 5 a.m. alarm is a cruel reality for this teacher.

For the past couple of weeks people all over England have been wearing poppy pins in anticipation of  "Poppy Day", nickname for Rememberance Day, an annual day of commemoration of all the fallen soldiers in the Commonwealth.  Poppy Day is celebrated on November 11th--specifically, 11-11-11, the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of the year that connotes the day and time when WWI officially ended.  People buy these poppies with donations to the British Royal Legion which facilitates the recovery of wounded and disabled soldiers.  Poppy wreaths are laid on graves of soldiers.  At our school, all the children and staff headed out to the church's graveyard at 11:00 to lay paper poppy wreaths on the old graves of military heroes. There were hymns sung and two minutes of silence and a man played a somber bugle piece. 

Friday night a lot of the school staff went to the Grand Theatre in Wolverhampton to see a local performance of the musical version of A Christmas Carol.  It was pretty good, and seeing it with proper authentic English accents was a treat!  But it was raining cats and dogs.  Luckily, Carol had a brolly in the boot, but it was bost.  See?  I'm learning the language!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Back to Work and a Lovely Weekend

Autumn has finally come to the West Midlands, and it's beautiful.  Though there is a definite chill in the air and darkness is coming earlier with each passing day, it amazes and delights me how England's die hard gardeners manage to coax the last of late-summer blooms into clinging stubbornly to their stalks.  Although I love my home back home, I am not looking forward to leaving this, my adopted home.  I feel as though I've become part of the community.  This experience has opened up a whole new world of possibilities to me, and I've learned so much about myself and about the world around me.  I've always thought that England was somewhere "in my blood" which may explain why I've never really experienced homesickness.  The friends I've made here will be dear life-long friends.  Of that I am certain.

With Venice still on my mind, it was back to work on Tuesday.  (Monday was a professional development day, called "inset" here.)   No sooner had I just started teaching my class about American Thanksgiving did I find out that we needed to have the kids start learning songs and lines for the Christmas play--oh yeah, AND teach curriculum.  Hmmm . . . it's going to be an interesting few weeks.

During my outside duty on Tuesday, one of the year six boys came up to me and asked if beef burgers were really big in America.  I told him that we call them hamburgers, and yes, they can be big but generally they're just normal.  Then I told him about a restaurant in Colorado Springs that serves hamburgers as big as a dinner plate.  His response: "I've got to get me self to America!"

Thursday night I went home with Jane H. and had dinner with her lovely family, then we met up with Eileen and went to the cinema to see The Help.  I was really excited because I had read the book and was "gutted" (I'm learning the language) that I wouldn't get to see the film that came out in Colorado the day after I left.  So I was very surprised that it played here!  Good movie--book's always better.

Friday was Guy Fawkes Day and Bonfire Night, a holiday eagerly celebrated every November 5th in  Great Britain (Britain's answer to our Fourth of July).  A very brief history lesson: in the early 1600's there was a plot to kill King James I (Elizabeth's successor) because of his persecution of Catholics.  A group of conspirators stored gun powder under the Houses of Parliament, but the king found out about it, and Guy Fawkes, who was guarding the gun powder, was killed.  Subsequently there were bonfires all over London to celebrate the failed plot--hence, Bonfire Night where people bring stuff to the bonfire sites to burn, and sometimes there's a "guy" that they burn in effigy.  There are also many, many fireworks that are not contained to just bonfire night.  (I've been hearing them for a week and a half now.)

This weekend has been just gorgeous, weather-wise.  Today Eileen came and fetched me and we went for a nice long walk in the country and along the canals in Wombourne.  I kicked myself because I didn't have my camera with me.  (Note to self: take your camera EVERYWHERE.)  The country lanes we walked through were lined with trees dressed in autumn color that formed arches over the paths and narrow roads.  The lanes cut through idyllic farm land that stretched for acres and acres, green and populated by cows and horses and sheep.  There were lots of walkers and runners and bicyclists along the way, but also people on horseback.  The horses seemed huge and of sturdy stock, part Clydesdale I was informed when I asked a passing rider.  And instead of the cowboy hats we would most likely see in Colorado, these riders wore English riding hats.  I am definitely going to want to go walking there again--with camera.  What topped off the experience was on the way back to the car we heard the music of Scottish bagpipes comng from somewhere in the distance.  I've just been so fortunate to get to live in such a beautiful part of England.          

 I had invited Nigel over for a late lunch, so when I got back home I prepared a proper Colorado tex-mex meal of pork green chili burritos.  I couldn't find green chilies, so I had to use jalepenos which were in a jar marked "very hot" but were not at all and worked out fine.  By the way, I've heard it will be very difficult to find canned pumpkin for pumpkin pies as well.  I'll have to go on a Thanksgiving reconnaissance mission.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Venice



Sunday ~
I arrived at the Marco Polo Airport after a nice flight on Jet 2, a no-frills airline that is actually very comfortable with nice employees, (so unlike Ryanair).  It was only a couple of hours or so across the English Channel and over vast, jagged snow-capped mountain ranges studded with the shiny rooftops of houses nestled in valleys and along snaking rivers. "Where are we right now?" I asked the man sitting next to me.  "We're over the French or German Alps," he responded nonchalantly.  There was nothing nonchalant about this to me.  I stared out my window, awestruck.                                                       

water taxi at airport
  
When we landed we were shuttled to the airport terminal on a bus and I went to see about my arrangement for the water taxi that would take me across the lagoona to Venice.  Once secured, I walked down to the pier, and after finally locating the right taxi service, I boarded my water taxi.  Now, I am very fearful of water (even though I love the sea), plus I'd never been on a speed boat before, and this was one!  It was a private water taxi, so I was the only one aboard.  The driver took off and before I knew it, I was zigzagging through the water at what I can only assume was about 300 miles an hour, and when the boat crossed the wake of another boat, it felt like we were hitting concrete as the boat rose up and came down hard with the driver turning sharp corners that tilted the boat.  I thought I was going to die right there in the lagoon before even getting to see Venice.  I kept telling myself that this guy knew what he was doing and that he does this dozens of times a day.  No big deal.  Except I thought I was gonna die.  Until I got my first glimpse of Venice.  What struck me right off the bat were the brilliant, sun-faded colors of the buildings that seemed to rise straight up from the sea like water colors on canvas.  And that took my breath--and  my fears--away.  I was in beautiful Venice, and it was surreal.


Rialto pier
I docked at the Rialto pier (I don't know why I thought the boat would just take me directly to my hotel, but it didn't).  It was about 6:30 in the evening and though I actually was quite close to where I needed to go, I didn't know it and wound up dragging my heavy suitcase up and then back down the steps of  several bridges and through narrow streets for about an hour and a half trying to find my hotel, looking in wonderment at where I was and uttering "wow" every ten steps or so.  I asked people along the way if they spoke English (no one did) and if they could tell me where South Lio Street was (no one could).  It was dark by now, and finally I found my little bed-and-breakfast tucked away on a narrow little street (among hundreds of narrow little streets) called S. Lio which I soon learned meant SAN (Saint) Lio, not SOUTH Lio.  I felt like that guy in An Idiot Abroad.  But I was relieved to find what would be my home for the next five days.  After dropping off my luggage I wandered back out onto the bustling street, careful not to stray too far away (I wanted to save straying for the light of day), and ducked into a little cafe (called a "bar") for a so-so pasta dinner.  Afterwards I got a gelato (yum) and strolled around a bit before heading back to my hotel room for a good night's sleep.

Monday ~
No need for a wake up call or alarm clock.  I was awakened by the clanging of the church bells in Campo San Lio.  A "campo" is a small square.  There are hundreds of them, and each--as far as I could tell--is named for the church that dominates it.  They are lined with bars, shops, and people's homes.  A "piazza" is a large square of which there is, I think, only one in Venice, and that's Piazza di San Marco.  My agenda was to have no agenda.  I just wanted to see where the day took me--to wander and explore and get lost (the latter of which I am expert at).  I didn't even bother with a map because maps are for people who know where they are going and need to know how to get there.  I had five days to figure that out.  Besides, the map of the city shows it to be just one huge spaghetti maze, and I wanted to be looking around and taking things in rather than focusing on the impossible map.  That's just me.

There are no cars in Venice.  The two modes of transportation are on foot and water.  I could have taken the popular vaporatti (water buses) all over the city, but I wanted to walk, so I didn't even bother getting a Venice transportation pass.
 
one of hundreds of lovely little canals

Grand Canal


I left my hotel bright and early, picked a direction, and started walking.  Venice is a much bigger city than I had thought it was.  It's a city of a gajillian tiny narrow streets, canals that move commerce and people, lovely bridges, and lots and lots of steps up and over the bridges.  The Grand Canal is the major canal that winds through and around the city and there are, I believe, only three bridges (huge bridges) that cross it so you can get from one district of Venice to another.  Then there are the many, many narrow canals swathing their paths snugly and quietly between pastel buildings with little arched foot bridges  under which gondolas pass.  On day one I crossed all three major bridges and, I'm sure, at least 50 small ones, including ones I crossed over and over again with the recurring refrain in my head of "hmmm...didn't I just cross over this bridge??"  My exploring took me down charming narrow cobblestone streets, each one veined with even smaller, narrower streets, one as intriguing as the next.  Eventually the streets would lead into an inviting little campo (square).  There doesn't seem to be any sort of rhyme or reason or pattern to the way the streets are laid out, and it's very easy to get turned around and just plain lost.  But that's part of the fun, especially when you have the time to do so.  Often I found myself on a deserted little street (what we would classify as alley).  That's where I would see people's laundry hanging outside of shuttered windows or strung up high across one side of the street to the other.  Or I would hear the echoing clang of a big heavy door as a resident exited or entered their home.  I found myself curious to know what those homes looked like inside.  There were just lovely little  surprises on every single street.

And then, of course, there is the shopping.  Venice's streets are filled with shops that pretty much sell the same things: Murano glass, jewelry, Venetian masks, Italian leather goods, fabrics--a shopper's paradise.  I,  however, wasn't in shopping mode on this day (except for a pashmina I bought from a street vendor because I hadn't worn my coat and I was a bit cold).  There is also the shi shi district where you'll find the likes of Prada, Fendi, Dolce and Gabana, etc..  (I made a quick pass through that area.)  Street markets are everywhere along the canals and in the campos selling the obligatory souvenirs, art, and food.  But I wasn't buying; I was having so much fun snapping photos that I wore down my camera's charge on the first day!  In hind sight, I should have taken along a sketch book and tried my hand at drawing what I was seeing.  Quite a few artists were doing just that, and I loved stopping and watching them.  I was still a little chilly so I ducked into a cute little coffee house for a ciocolatte con parma (hot cocoa) before continuing my exploring.  I located (or rather, stumbled into) the Palazzo di San Marco where I marveled at Saint Marc's Basilica and vowed to go and see that another day.  I later stopped for a late lunch al fresco under the stunning Accademia Bridge that crossed the Grand Canal.  As I sat enjoying a pizza and a glass of vino in the chilly damp air, a gondolier passed by singing O Sole Mio in operatic splendor (yes, they really do sing!).  I felt like one big cliche, but it was oh so wondrous!



It was about 10:00 p.m. by the time I got back to my hotel. I had been walking and exploring for about 15 straight hours!!  The last three hours or so of that, I have to admit, were trying to find the hotel because I was totally lost.  Later when I looked at the map, I was astounded at how much ground I had covered (and how much I had traversed repeatedly)!  But even when you think you've seen all of Venice, you discover whole sections you've missed!  As I checked my email on the hotel computer I met and chatted with a retired couple staying there who were from Seattle and, it turned out, used to live in the Old North End of the Springs!  Talk about a small world!  I then walked up the three flights of stairs (yep, more stairs!) to my walk-in-closet of a room, threw open the shutters to let in some fresh air and hit the sack.  The opening of the shutters may not have been the best idea because I was plagued all night by the bzzzzzing of a little fly or mosquito or something, plus the cooing of pigeons roosting right outside my window (I was concerned they might actually fly into my room), not to mention the several languages I detected through paper thin walls.  Venice on a budget.  Never mind . . . it was Venice!

Tuesday ~
Rain.  I decided I wanted to do some Christmas shopping so I headed to the historic Rialto Market district.  Walking around in Venice, as wondrous as it is, is no stroll in the park.  The network of impossibly narrow streets are often congested with pedestrians--hurried Venetians intent on getting to where they're going and harried tourists stopping and studying THE MAP.  Now add to it all trying to negotiate this maze with an umbrella in your hand (you and everyone else).


Rialto Bridge
 
The Rialto Bridge is another one of the three grand arched bridges that cross the Grand Canal.  There are actually stores inside of the bridge, plus many street markets.  As I looked down from the top of the bridge I saw throngs of colorful umbrella tops moving along the streets.  I walked over the bridge and followed umbrellas to the famous fish and produce markets for a taste of daily Venetian life.  The smell of fresh fish told me I was close.  The fish market reminded me of Seattle's Pike Street Market.  I saw strange looking fish I had never heard of before, and the colors of the fresh produce was pure art.  I stopped at another outdoor cafe on the canal.  I chatted with a nice married couple from Greece and two ladies from Scotland, both retired teachers who convinced me that I needed to visit Edinburgh before my return home to Colorado.  These were among the very few people I encountered who spoke English.  That's the fascinating thing about being in Europe, being surrounded by so many people who speak so many different languages.


After lunch I did some more shopping and got lost once again trying to find my way back to the hotel--this time in the rain.  I'm sure I crossed over the same four or five bridges about 103 times.  I soon found myself in a square that was flooded with the sounds of a soprano singing opera.  It was coming from the wide open doors of an opera house.  What I excitedly thought may have been a rehearsal going on turned out to be just a recording being played while people were selling tickets for the performance that evening.  I stood in that square for a while, in the rain with pigeons fluttering about, listening to the music.  It was truly another cliche Italiano moment that called for a gelatto on the way back to the hotel.


gleaming store windows


Wednesday ~
More rain.  I awoke to the distinct sound of rain falling into standing water.  It had rained all through the night.  I wasn't going to let a little rain deter me from experiencing more of Venice and decided this would be a good day to do indoor things, like seeing Saint Marc's Basilica and a couple of museums on Saint Marc's Square. 

platform walk ways in St. Marc's Square

I walked out of the hotel to discover that three-foot high platforms had been magically erected during the night in places all over the city because the streets were, for the most part, literally under water!  Apparently this happens every time it rains for an extended amount of time, and Venetians just take it in stride.  Some people in the know were bypassing the congested platform walkways by treading the water in tall rubber boots (Wellies).  Some Venetian men in business suits waded in, wingtips and Italian loafers in hand.  I made my way to Saint Marc's Square, carefully tight roping along the skinny platforms, umbrella raised high over my head, trying not to fall off or knock other oncoming people off.  What I found when I got there amazed me.  What had been a cement square the day before was now a virtual swimming pool!  The water reached right up to the doorways of the shops lining the square.  I stepped off the platform pathway into a fairly water-free area in front of the Basilica and watched as a huge line of people (queue if you live in England) stood on a long stretch of platforms waiting to go into various places in the square.  I stood there for quite a long time thinking about whether or not it was worth it to stand for that long in a line (queue) in pouring rain on top of a shaky platform when I discovered that there was actually a short line to get into the Basilica.  So I did that.  The platforms extended inside because there was standing water there as well.  The beauty of the ninth-century Saint Marc's Basilica is just as glorious on the inside as its facade.  Golden domed frescoed mosaic ceilings caused me to look up in awe as I walked on intricately patterned mosaic marble floors.  I was thankful that I got to see it, but I opted not to wait for the museums and shops on the square.  I hoped I would get to go back to see the Doge's Palace.

Wednesday must have been tourist-group day because the flooded streets were just filled with large groups of people.  Continuing my exploring and shopping I quickly learned that you are to leave your wet umbrella in a box by the front door of the shops before you enter.  As I splashed through ankle-deep puddles in my worn-out Merrells that I'm going to toss out anyway, I was soaked and beginning to feel tired, achy and a little bit cranky, so I went back to the hotel to take a nap.  The rain had won. 

When I woke up a couple of hours later, the rain had stopped so, still a little groggy, I ventured out.  It was dusk, the air was clean, the streets were glistening but there was no standing water.  I felt suddenly energized again as I wandered through now recognizable landmarks.  I was beginning to understand how to read the street signs and neighborhood signs (which you have to look up and see on the sides of buildings) and was pleased with myself that I now knew (sort of) how to get back to my hotel from almost anywhere.  I found myself in a square where there was a beautiful concert hall with someone out in front of it selling tickets to a concert that evening.  It was for Vilvaldi's Four Seasons, so I bought a ticket.  What better way to spend an evening in Venice than to listen to Vilvaldi.  The concert didn't begin until 8:30 so I walked around a bit more, and since the evening was pleasant and warm, I had some dinner outside in the square before going to the concert.  The concert hall was actually a school of some sort called Scuola Grande Di San Teodoro.  The musicians were a seven-piece string/harpsichord ensemble who played in 15th century costume.  The evening was a beautiful ending to a miserable day.

an evening of Vilvadi
 
vaparretto (water bus)
Thursday ~
The sun was shining again!  This would be a great day to travel to the islands of Murano (famous for glass treasures) and Burano (famous for their lace).  It was about a twenty-minute walk to the northeast side of Venice to find the pier where I could buy tickets for the vaporatti.  I was so looking forward to this little trip, but--horror of horrors--there was a strike on and the vaporattis weren't running.  I was gutted (a term I've picked up in England).  I went up to the ticket booth and asked the man how long the strike would last (I had heard rumors that it would be over by 1:30) and if the boats would be running later that day, but he was just very dismissive and rude and no help at all.  So I stood around and watched and studied what was going on since no one around me seemed to speak English.  I noticed people standing in the floating waiting room for a while, then getting off.  I saw no water buses.  I witnessed people trying to get information from the rude ticket agent and coming away looking confused.  After standing there for a while and almost leaving disappointed, I noticed that there was now a woman in the ticket booth, so I went up to talk to her.  She was most helpful and told me that the strike was expected to be over by 1:30.  I asked if I could go ahead and buy a ticket to Burano, and she said I could.  I decided that since it would be such a late start I would only go to Burano and not Murano.  I really wanted to see the colorful Burano houses I'd heard about.  Ticket in hand, I happily walked away to explore a part of the city I hadn't yet seen until it was time to go back to the pier.



What I found were little streets filled with workshops whose doors were open to the fresh air, and only a few locals were around--I think I was the only tourist.  There was a frame shop that made those ornate gold frames and a marble shop where an artist was carving statues.  There was a glass maker who was blowing glass into intricate little buttons and insects and animals.  I stood watching a woman making a handbag in a leather shop.  Now when I see "made in Italy" embossed in a leather purse or shoes it will take on a whole new perspective.  However, I had another Idiot Abroad moment.  I had noticed the words, "vera pele" stamped on all the leather goods I'd been seeing in shops, and I wondered if this woman in the leather workshop was in fact Vera Pele!  (I found out later that "vera pele" simply means "handmade leather".  Geez!)  I stopped for an espresso and people-watching in a little square before returning to the pier.

an elderly street beggar in front of a church


colorful Burano

I boarded the vaporetto along with a million other people and stood for the 40-minute crossing of the lagoon to Burano.  Burano is very different from Venice.  Where Venice is intricate and complicated and congested, Burano is simple, coastal, more open.  Like Venice, there are no cars on Burano.  The canals in Burano are crossed by pretty little arched wooden bridges.  You can walk around the whole of Burano and not get lost.  You feel a sense of simplicity of life and that all the locals know one another.  It is just as colorful as Venice, but the colors of the houses in Burano are even more striking, more like the solid colors of crayons in a crayon box as opposed to the watercolors of Venice.  Unless you're looking for lace, the reason to come to Burano is definitely for the colorful architecture and whimsy, made even more colorful with people's laundry drying outside of windows.  I was just so glad I got to spend an afternoon in such a magical place.  Definitely a great way to end my stay in Italy.  When I got back to Venice, I took one more stroll and had one more gelatto before heading up to my room to pack and get to bed.

my favorite Burano pic



Friday ~
My plane left 30 minutes late from Venice.  That made me nervous because I had a tight train connection in Manchester.  Sure enough, when I arrived in Manchester I was already 10 minutes late for my train to Crewe, and I still had to collect my luggage.  I was about to go to the ticket office to see when the next train would be and purchase another ticket when something told me I should just go up to the train platform to see if maybe the train was running late, and it was lucky that I did because indeed, it was running 14 minutes late!  I boarded the train with exactly one minute to spare.  Whew!  Had to be Divine intervention.  But there was another problem.  If my train to Crewe was late, then that meant I would probably be late for my connection to Wolverhampton, my final stop.  I arrived in Crewe just as the train to Wolverhampton was scheduled to leave.  I frantically looked around for the departure schedule thing, and when I finally found it, I discovered it was malfunctioning because it wasn't showing all departures.  So I didn't know which platform to go to, and the information desk was way over on the other side of the tracks, I was told.  But just as I was about to enter the lift to go up and over to the other side, I heard an announcement that the train to Wolverhampton has arrived late and would be leaving from platform 5 in one minute.  I turned around, and there was the platform not ten yards away from where I was standing.  Again, Someone was watching over me.  I arrived in Wolverhampton and caught an expensive taxi home.

Venice was amazing, rain and all.  I tackled my fear of water and challenged my poor sense of direction.

This experience was, once again, an exercise in stepping out of my comfort zone which is what this whole journey is about.  And I couldn't have done it in a more beautiful place.